Unfortunately, it seems we won’t be providing our gourmet taco cart catering skills for Bert & Ernie’s wedding.
Why? First of all, they’re puppets. Secondly, a spokesperson just issued a statement saying they’re just “best friends” and won’t be getting married any time soon.
Sad stuff, right?
We here at Soho Taco have had the great fortune to participate in several nuptials. But, to have witnessed something of this caliber would have been like a sunny day, sweepin’ the clouds away.
Oh well, hopefully someone will give us a call when it’s legal for frogs to marry pigs.